Everyone else is listing their most beautiful for the year and I’m well known for my fickle and constantly changing celebrity crushes. So here are the ladies of 2011 that make up my inaugural Bevy of Beauties List
Kat Dennings
Anyone who knows me personally knows that over the last few years Kat Dennings has become my celebrity crush of choice. She fits my “type” perfectly – womanly body shape (boobs), big beautiful eyes, full luscious lips, long brown hair. Physically (some might say superficially) Kat Dennings is my perfect woman. This year she landed a supporting role in a comic book blockbuster (Thor) and a leading role in a television sitcom (2 Broke Girls). So, although Kat Dennings has been on my celebrity crush list for a few years now, we got to see more of her in 2011 and that is why she makes the inaugural list. Not just because I was always going to include her no matter what.
Dani Venn
I always have a Masterchef crush. Every season! There has been Justine and Julia in Season 1, Sharnee in Season 2 and in Season 3 I loved Ellie and most of all Dani Venn. There was a mixed reaction in the online Masterchef fan community to Dani. She copped a lot of hate during her time on the show. This made no sense to me because she can only be described as adorable. Always smiling, always laughing. Even when she was crying she’d have a laugh. To the Dani haters I say there must be something wrong in their DNA. Dani was one of the best things about Masterchef Season 3. I think she’s just the bees knees and sweet as pie.
Jennifer Aniston
Is Jennifer Aniston getting hotter with age? I think it might be true. Don’t get me wrong, Aniston has always been a stunning woman but when she came on screen in this year’s Horrible Bosses wearing only a dental jacket and knickers my jaw dropped to the popcorn laden floor of the cinema. Flabergasted. How is it I’m only just getting butterflies when looking at Aniston now after years and years of being a huge Friends fan. And she’s still good at making me laugh. Jennifer, like a fine wine , you just keep getting better as the years go on.
Emily Browning
As the lead in Sucker Punch as Babydoll, the sexy, ass kicking heroine in a short skirt Emily Browning was every fanboys wet dream come true. I’m told Babydoll costumes were in abundence at this year’s Supernova Conventions around Australia. Browning is not just on my list because she played a girl in a short skirt. She has beautiful soulful eyes and again, like Dennings, full lips that make me melt. Her porcelain white skin, of which she bravely bared all in Sleeping Beauty, is also beautiful. I’m becoming a bigger and bigger fan of ladies with snow white, porcelain skin as there are more and more fake tanned, oompa loompa like ladies walking the streets and gracing the covers of magazines these days. Browning makes it even sexier.
Sam Stosur
Not only do I love Sam Stosur because she’s an Aussie sporting winner but when she came out after the US Open dressed to the nines in that orange dress I thought “Hello Sam! You scrub up all right!” The best thing about Stosur this year was her grace during the final of the US Open up against the downright beastly, ugly personality shown by her opponent, Serena Williams. Every interview with Stosur left me thinking that she was a lovely, gracious, hard working woman. That is just a beautiful as full lips or porcelain skin and is why she is on the 2011 Beauties list.
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
Breathless. Michael Bay, a rare kudos to you good sir. Replacing Megan Fox with Rosie Huntington-Whiteley was the best decision ever made on a Transformers film. The moment she came on screen… breathless. Huntington-Whiteley is plain and simply beautiful. I don’t know another man who wasn’t left with the same feelings in the nether regions after seeing the third Transformers movie. In fact I know plenty of women who have found themselves a new lady crush. Although graced with an acting ability that leaves a lot to be desired Huntington-Whiteley was still the best thing about Transformers 3.
Jessie J
The moment I saw the film clip for Pricetag I was in love with Jessie J. She’s alternative rock chick (maybe a bit manufactured that way) but she’s still got a cuteness about her. I also enjoy her music and am not ashamed to admit it. With her fringe and her bright lipstick (again with the lip love) and her rock girl outfits she’s hitting all the right buttons for me. I also am a bit partial to a girl with a tattoo or two. Jessie J has some spunk about her and she was by far my biggest singer crush of 2011.
